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In "The Big Salad" Kramer reveals to Jerry that he grew up in a strict household where he had to be in bed every night by PM.In "The Letter", Kramer tells two art patrons that he ran away from home at age seventeen and stowed away aboard a steamer bound for Sweden.I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny." "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. No such thing." "Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound, next thing both benches are cleared, a brouhaha breaks out between the guys in camp and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off one of my teammates, somebody pulls me from behind and I turned around and I *popped* him! Not that he was doing too badly before, but I think I remember that those two adventures brought in some serious cash. I always kind of assumed that, every once in a while, one of his many scams/deals, etc. Most of them, of course, just provided the viewers with hilarity! And the time he and Newman got a jinriksha and were going to use homeless men to pull it. I don't think he made any money from that, because the oil bladder didn't work (it exploded all over Jerry's girlfriend).
For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. He's been described as "an extraordinary cross between Eraserhead and Herman Munster".In "The Trip", Kramer admits that a man in a park exposed himself to him when he was a young boy.In fact, the "Kramer Reality Tour" is itself spoofed on Seinfeld—when Cosmo Kramer receives money from catalog sales company owner J.Peterman for the use of his various stories in Peterman's biography, he develops a reality bus tour and touts himself as "The Real J.
Although this doesn't really do much to answer the OP, I feel obliged to finish Agrippina's "fell ass backwards into money" quote as it is my favorite. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. " - George, in "The Visa" He does happen to get free coffee for life from one of his frivolous lawsuits. I wasn't sure of the complete quote, so I just put bits and pieces of it in my post.